2007 me: who are you
2016 me: i'm you but we loathe johnny depp with a burning passion now
2 years ago on December 7th | J | 26,856 notes
Tagged as: #me 

why the fuck is aladdin a chav?

2 years ago on October 5th | J | 2 notes
potter-watching:
“ wistfully-woven:
“ Here’s how this is gonna go down. You go to a person’s ask box and ask them to be your prom date. On October 21st, 2012 you will dress up in formal (prom) attire and post your picture. Instead of buying corsages...

potter-watching:

wistfully-woven:

Here’s how this is gonna go down. You go to a person’s ask box and ask them to be your prom date. On October 21st, 2012 you will dress up in formal (prom) attire and post your picture. Instead of buying corsages you will reblog your date’s prom picture. REBLOG THIS POST TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! [photocred]

this is ancient, a relic, a fossil, welcome everyone to my museum

2 years ago on September 28th | J | 139,085 notes

you know when you go see a musical and then you leave the theatre and your life is meaningless

2 years ago on September 22nd | J | 4 notes

nonbinary–nique:

qwocodile:

thekingsvoice:

saltfishandbake:

Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand exactly how young you are. Like I literally babysat kids your age. And I want to remind y'all that I am an adult. And there are lots of adults on this website. And if any adult, even an 18 year old, comes on to you or makes you feel uncomfortable in any way, you are 100% within your rights to report it, and please please please don’t let yourself fall for their lines of “oh you’re very mature for your age” or some shit because I promise you that no matter what, to someone my age, you are a CHILD, and they’re preying on you. Your safety is important, so please exercise caution in all your online interactions

Cannot stress this enough. And if y'all think this post is bullshit go on Reddit and type in r/relationships. Literally hundreds of posts DAILY of young folk feeling trapped in a relationship with someone because they fell for the big age gap and the “you’re so mature for your age” cliché

Be safe out here, y'all. If someone starts trying to push up on you you have every right to block them or call them out or whatever you need to do to feel safe. Your safety is more important than a predators feelings.

YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A PREDATORS FEELINGS!!!!!

2 years ago on September 11th | J | 138,201 notes

onceland:

Jen’s instagram is a gift

2 years ago on September 1st | J | 1,659 notes

faithandfearcollide:

Lana Evil Queening Jared.

2 years ago on September 1st | J | 2,190 notes

rninor:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

2 years ago on September 1st | J | 656,881 notes
rubyetc:
“ wutherin wutherin wutherin heights..
”

rubyetc:

wutherin wutherin wutherin heights..

2 years ago on September 1st | J | 7,199 notes

domdadonwon:

kurotsuchi-sterling:

scumbag-solas:

jhameia:

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

This just changed my life.

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

the last one. profound.

2 years ago on September 1st | J | 1,043,387 notes
Tagged as: #wtf 

poolgwen:

Lotr meme: 5 moments (4/5)
My friends… You bow to no one.

‘If there were any gifts that I could give to match with your deeds you should have them; but whatever you desire you shall take with you, and you shall ride in honour and arrayed as princes of the land.’
2 years ago on August 31st | J | 2,822 notes
Tagged as: #lotr 

colinfirthdaily:

Because I have to cry every so often for a living, I find it mortifying if it spills over into my daily life, now I haven’t really managed to do it for years. I’d probably cry if I got a splinter or something. I fell off my bicycle a couple of years ago and almost burst into tears. Mm. And I almost cried, recently in New York, because it was so cold. So, physical things bring tears to my eyes more readily than emotional pain.

2 years ago on August 31st | J | 1,533 notes
Tagged as: #colin firth 
2 years ago on August 31st | J | 1,490 notes
Tagged as: #titanic 

introducingsparks:

chapter eight: the upside down
go to hell, you son of a bitch!
2 years ago on August 31st | J | 7,405 notes
Tagged as: #stranger things 

true-loves-tackle:

31 days of OUAT positivity [16/31]

Love

2 years ago on August 31st | J | 219 notes